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 Ouch! Jardiance "On it"I hate the jardiance commercial  I'm sick of "Jardiance: The Musical"

6. image courtesy of Jardiance. true. Well the first guy taking his shirt off was gorgeous and had a rockin washboard but it went downhill fast. Create New Topic. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. affected by chronic kidney disease (CKD); Jardiance ® (empagliflozin) 10 mg tablets significantly reduced the risk of kidney disease progression and cardiovascular death in adults with CKD, as established in the EMPA-KIDNEY phase III trial; EMPA-KIDNEY. r/CommercialsIHate. The new version has some guy at her feet dance worshipping her. Breaking any of the sub's rules may result in a post/comment removal and. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:That jingle could wake you up from a deep sleep, and I wonder if it's louder than the actual shows,. She just starts singing. . . Create New Topic. I was already pretty sure I knew what she was talking about but encouraged her to go on…. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. It features a female band director conducting a too small band during rehearsals and performance on the football field while the football team is ALSO on the field. By Angry McPisseron 3. Keep beating this dead horse. By jon1. " You know, because these commercials are so annoying you just want to bean someone in the head with a stale roll. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. I’m watching the Breaking Bad marathon and a Golden Corral commercial plays during almost every break. Argh! They’re showing the Jardiance commercial during the MLB All-Star Game. On a positive note. r/CommercialsIHate. I HOPE the company ditched, fired that hated smug spokesa** so called actor Jordan Murphy. add in a commercial " filming " break and finish with an incredibly poorly rehearsed dance number. . You know that commercial or product placement that's twice as loud as all…. (Courtesy of Deanna Colón) 9 min A woman walks down the steps of a townhouse and. Submit ONCE per commercial, and allow 48 to 72 hours for your request to be processed. • 23 days ago. 202 Online. report. Why would I want a treatment, inferring that there is a treatment for. Post Reply. Create New Topic. You know that commercial or product placement that's twice as loud as all the others and is…Saw it multiple times within this week. I love The Jardiance song! It's really catchy, has a good beat and you can dance to it. However, it irritates me that every commercial features an already amazingly fit person, and if it's a woman she's wearing the attractive well-fitting modern exercise clothes. ". JARDIANCE (NEW SPRING 2023 AD CAMPAIGN) - NO. 42:22. So yeah, it's not just as simple as giving someone a stern lecture on nutrition and exercise. The television commercial in question features a man announcing: “Today we’re out here with some big news. This f'ing ad aired constantly yesterday, last night. The lead actress may look familiar, and it’s because she’s no stranger to show business. Saw it multiple times within this week. That's also why they all have those moronic, catchy but meaningless names. I really hate the commercial -- have no idea what they're selling -- with the Bowie song in it. Seeing these Super Bowl champions in a ton of ads and it’s getting annoying. They need to redo the Jardiance commercial after the zaftig lead loses 50 pounds. 65K subscribers in the CommercialsIHate community. reply 4. Skyrizi / roller coaster prick. It's already tied for #1 with Burger King and Claritin for annoyingness. ago. Post Reply. It unnerves me to see this commercial. Haha. It’s been around for awhile. This commercial burns me up. . It gets stuck. Join. Not for wokeness, but for annoying-ness. jeez, her gut looks like a beach ball. Yes, I’d like to get word to whatever company produces Claritin. 60 votes, 122 comments. It’s like “nom nu nun nu nun nun nu nun nu num roll” and it’s super annoying to hear it over. Instead of grand sweeping epics of people overcoming the challenges of ther diseases with new shiny drugs or driving cars on roads that don't exist, you get "here's our product, please buy it, thanks!" Commercial breaks overseas are like 2 minutes, tops. r/CommercialsIHate. "I think the hate mostly comes from the commercial being shoved in our faces 24/7," u/JonnyG24. . Jardiance, all day and night, hands down. Time to drop the curtains on these bimbos. I hate any commercial that uses an existing song. It always is. Create New Topic. . will increase the number. • 9 days ago. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:The commercial for the type 2 diabetes drug Jardiance has generated a lot of buzz online. " Ad nauseous. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. My visual overload is so great when this commercial comes on that I don't even hear in the. I've been wondering who that crazy actor was. I hate it so much I'd rather hear the jardiance jingle over and over than this stupid thing Reply More posts you may like. Join. But hey, doesn't that woke woman (oh wait, I just offended someone, so I need to call it "womxn") and her stupid musical appeal to a family audience? Not to me - I get more pissed off daily whenever this commercial airs. You can deny it all you want but you know its true. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. Or you can go outside, ride your bike go be a normal kid for 5 minutes. The current list price for a month supply of JARDIANCE is $570. I hate any commercial where people are dancing for some reason. 369. r/CommercialsIHate. Post Reply. The Jardiance commercial actress name is Deanna Colón (“Bomb Chica” DellaCioppa Colón). My husband uses skyrizi, and the process for filling the prescription every 6 months is about as annoying as their commercials. No idea what they were thinking when they made this. Second, obesity is a serious medical condition that will kill you; but this woman stuffing. 90-Year-Old Granny Hates Jardiance Commercial. They’re showing the Jardiance commercial during the MLB All-Star Game : r/CommercialsIHate. But when devito talks it sounds to me like hes spitting everywhere and now when i think jersey mikes sandwiches i think devito has sprayed spit all over it. Join. The singer in this latest Jardience commercial is Deanna “Bomb Chica” Colon, and she’s all over the place! If you check her IG, FB, and Twitter accounts, she’s very proud of her commercial. It keeps lurking closer to the #1 worst commercial of the year. Such an unnecessary waste of money. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. Boo, hoo, hoo; woo, woo, woo. I hate any commercial that uses an existing song. Was watching The Price Is Right with my 90-year-old granny yesterday and she just randomly starts talking about an annoying commercial that’s on “all the time” with a “stupid song. Instantly muted whenever I heard "I have type 2 diabetes-" MUTE. I'm laughing because I knew women had a perineum but while watching the commercial my teen boys asked what it was so we looked it up and all learned that men have one too!! I also hate the commercial but admit it is a catchy tune. Post Reply. Jardiance/YouTube. Generally there's also one in the back. Added: I have never seen a fast-food commercial where the food displayed. Removing the bags under their eyes doesn’t help their cause. It's the same reason I hate the drug commercial with the overweight woman dancing in a musical commercial. Well the first guy taking his shirt off was gorgeous and had a rockin washboard but it went downhill fast. Jonny_Zuhalter • 3 mo. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. m. ago. Struggling to fit in everything she owns,” said another. Once verified, the information you provide will be displayed on our site. So fucking stupid. Post Reply. Repubs_suck • 4 mo. Removing the bags under their eyes doesn’t help their cause. The kids in the cafeteria will not be kind. I HATE this commercial more than I can say especially the suggestion that one should sit on the toilet with a phone and it's a woman's feet in heels. The commercial uses a man-on-the-street format, with an interviewer and camera crew talking. You may die if you don't take this medication. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. r/atheism • The funeral of Mr. The Trolli commercial. Create New Topic. . Jackson Browne - The Pretender. It stays muted until the ad ends. ”. The Pitch for the Jardiance Commercial. I HOPE the company ditched, fired that hated smug spokesa** so called actor Jordan Murphy. Jardiance Commercial (2023)I mean, I know I'm getting old, but I remember when commercials were at least a little entertaining and there was variety. We’ll also. Eliquis, Novartis, Entresto, Humira, Keytruda, Rexulti, Jardiance, Trulicity. Marketing Stack Integrations and Multi-Touch Attribution. Just effing shower! CybReader • 2 hr. Nihilism is so deeply ingrained into our culture that it can be safely co-opted by pharmaceutical companies in jingle form. Published May 11, 2021 Advertiser Jardiance Advertiser Profiles Facebook Products Jardiance Tagline “On It” Songs - Add None have been identified for this spot Phone 1-888-YOU-ONIT Ad. Then they make this. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. It’s even worse when they force the product into the lyrics. . Stupid commercial. The doctors advised me to buy this stupid vest to monitor and stimulate my heart. She could be kinda hot, if she didn't always have her face twisted up in some stupid-looking expression. Robinson, foolin' with that young stuff like you do. Keep beating this dead horse. Jardiance is a prescribed oral medication that is intended to treat those who have been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes when taken regularly as ordered. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Like Ozempic using Pilot’s song “Magic”Yea the moustache commercial is the worst. Ps how does one block YouTube ads it doesn’t work with the phone app right ? I’d love to never see one of those ads ever again. or two, select a field commander that is not overweight like Audrey, and then have Audrey step back and let the band do what they need to do. I believe commercials in other countries can only be 15 to 30 seconds long as well. 191. Walle_Alexander • 3 mo. RocketCat921 • 1 hr. When the Jardiance commercial comes on all I can think is “there is an overweight person singing about Diabetes”. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:I don't hate these commercials as much as most people seem to, and I've been to plenty of exercise and spin classes at which the instructor basically yells at us. Posted: 04 Apr 2023 at 4:06am:. Like Ozempic using Pilot’s song “Magic”. And you'll get yours, Mrs. October 13, 2022 9:14 PM. I don't know what I hate most about it- the fact that Jardiance is unnecessary if you eat right ("say no thanks to a boston creme") and exercise ("we're working up a sweat- before coffee") or the fact that it will cause a life threatening infection in a part of the bottom I. You are basically just paying for health management inspiration from the doctor! The borderline kiddie-porn in their new ad with over made-up little girls dancing is gross. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. The main thing I hate about this ad is that there is no movie in which Serena Williams has to defend the mall from a sentient tennis ball thrower. Oh gee me and my crazy thinking. My doctor has just removed me from Jardiance due to the most painful side effects men can feel. All of them are shit! They shouldn't even be legal. Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2020 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 375 Post OptionsOh gosh that jardiance commercial is pure sin though Reply more replies. And "Trolli!" Welcome to our land, sorry bout your hand, something something here, it's fun in here, Trolli Trolli Trolli, that's what I. I've heard the name. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:It keeps lurking closer to the #1 worst commercial of the year. IM SICK OF IT!Saw it multiple times within this week. r/CommercialsIHate • I was disappointed in the delivery of a Cologuard test with no face on it. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Now that you've posted the thing I might as well say it. Those are gross 🤢. com when Super Bowl LVII airs on February 12, 2023. I understand it may not represent the readers of this sub, but the average BMI of a female T2 is 33. Hate that stupid cool cat Amazon commercial. r/CommercialsIHate • Sure, Patrick Mahomes. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. With all the attention her Jardiance commercial is getting, it's possible you'll be seeing more of Deanna Colón on television in the future, and if her music work continues apace there's a. Jardiance's Terrible Commercial Causes Angst. r/EA_NHL • NHL23 is starting to piss me off. MAKE IT STOP! 🤢. Same with the Lume commercials. ago. r/CommercialsIHate. Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2020 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 341 Post OptionsI hate it too, but at least I can understand the words. Jonny_Zuhalter • 3 mo. When I first saw this, I thought it was a freaking Jardiance commercial. Has anyone seen that Ram truck ad with that lady singing that she’s got a heart like a truck? Aghhhhhhhh !!!! 😫. A commercial of filming a commercial about dancing for Jardiance. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. Post Reply. You all know her, you all loathe her! She's the star of the commercial we all love to hate! But there has to be some redeeming quality in there. zmj82 • 9 mo. Cecily Strong doesn’t give a fuck about Verizon’s $25/month plan. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. On the downside, the ad still sucks. The commercial is bad because the woman is singing and dancing, having found the magic pill to control her type 2 diabetes. The conductor is on a raised stand on the 50 yard line, so everyone, including the pit, can see them. Instantly muted whenever I heard "I have type 2 diabetes-" MUTE. Members Profile. On the downside, the ad still sucks. June 12, 2022 5:42 PM. Golden Corral gibberish song. I don't know why exactly but I am now to the point I mute the damn TV whenever it comes on. I remember watching two guys & two gals in spandex jumpsuits with a foot of fringe on. Awful Lume deodorant commercial. Don’t know if woke also stands for body image but this is one of those commercials, by Anonymous. 1. So now she can be as fat as she wants to be,. The annoying "mom" with Patti Deutsch hair that looks like a wig. OMG yes! I hate that damn Jardiance commercial so much! Let’s just step-ball-change on the side of this fountain. r/CommercialsIHate. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. . Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. No way are you getting a PS5 for 50 cents. She is an American singer, actor, and voice instructor. How pathetic are drug (and cancer treatment facilities) commercials in the first place. It literally says “Published: August 10, 2023,” which is today. They give you no warning when it comes on. ago. Create New Topic. Jardiance is a prescribed medication intended to treat adults with heart failure when taken regularly as ordered. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Get Free Access to the Data Below for 10 Ads! Check out Jardiance's 60 second TV commercial, 'Musical: Bus' from the Rx: Diabetes & Blood Disorders industry. r/CommercialsIHate • Jardiance's Terrible Commercial Causes Angst. Join. Inevitable-Land7614. Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2020 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 377 Post OptionsJardiance is a prescription oral medication intended to treat those who have been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and heart disease when taken as directed. But the Jardiance lady gets me there, as do the singing Cologuard idiots - and ANYTHING Kevin Hart. r/CommercialsIHate • I don't think I'll ever eat Burger King again. June 15, 2023 5:27 PM. This 'dancing in the street' Jardiance commercial is number 1 of the worst two commercials on TV. original sound - 👩🏻‍🍳 ️ Deanna ️👩🏻‍🍳. Published. just as much as I'm sick of "A1C Down with Rybelsus". Then we’ll admire the unique name tags at Orlando Science Center. Jardiance User Reviews & Ratings. So it’s actually worth $5 then. comments sorted by Best Top New Controversial Q&A Add a Comment More posts you may like. . 48. September 26, 2023 HELP SOMEONE SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME THE JARDIANCE COMMERCIAL IS DRIVING ME INSANE YOU KNOW THE ONE THIS ONE WITH THE SINGING LADY YOUTUBE I HAD BEEN DOING SO WELL KIND OF THE. Subject: JARDIANCE TV Commercial w/ Lady Singing and Dancing. Back in my day that sentiment meant something completely. Thankfully, they appear to have decreased in frequency/number, but those Medicare commercials featuring Jimmy Walker screaming “N-o-o-w-w, “ and “m-o-o-n-n-n-e-y” are intolerable. Whipple, The Big Fig Newton, The diner lady that sold paper towels, Kool Aid Man, A stop motion Chuck Wagon running around the house advertising dog food, etc. TV commercials are vile and profoundly irritating. 20. It cares how I feel, not what I ate. JARDIANCE | JARDIANCE COMMERCIAL | JARDIANCE TYPE 2 DIABETES MEDICATION | COMMERCIAL | COMMENT ON COMMERCIALS #Jardiance. If it's a rainy day and that commercial comes on, the sun comes-out, a rainbow forms and I start eating pie. Fast forward into the future when archeologists (from whatever intelligent life form that is left) discover remaining video files. It won't go away. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Create New Topic. On it". Real-Time Video Ad Creative Assessment. Reply Local_Elderberry_400 • I don’t even understand why these commercials are legal —first of all your doctors should know about all of these things, and should be suggesting them. The other commercials in this series used songs that are associated with motorcycle movies, but they. Honestly I’m amazed they put it on the air. Posted: 4/21/2023 10:18:21 AM EST. New motto "On It" and taking the classic 35+ year old Sugar Hill Gang "Apache" and crapping all over it - it makes the ad "cool and hip?" F* off Jardiance! In a perfect World, Native Americans. "You may die if you take this medication. will increase the number. bazbloom 1 hr. r/CommercialsIHate. Here's that loveable scamp Deanna DellaCioppa Colón with her rendition of the JARDIANCE dance. This is a lot of crap that they advertise these things they should all be taken off the air. It’s even worse when they force the product into the lyrics. It fits stereotypes. You can watch the 2023 Jardiance commercial here on iSpot. -- Wikipedia. One of the Prescription Drug Ads for Rinvoq: A commercial for Rinvoq promotes this drug for treating eczema (atopic dermatitis). Any commercial touting the newest prescription medications! They treat so many diseases I've never heard of, so I have to Google it to see if I may have it! Cindy S. Create New Topic. The Rinvoq commercial features very active young adults. 11 Nov 2023 at 8:31pm. The yellow dress Jardiance commercial is silly, too. Will part of that story be about the chronic yeast infections it causes? And since when do a bunch of diabetics dance in the streets about meds? Jardiance Commercial (2022) Deanna Colón accepted the role for the money and exposure. I don't know why there are so many drug commercials now, other than because it became legal. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Dropps “drop the bad stuff” laundry commercial with all the deformed and misshapen. Every time the Jardiance commercial comes on with the plus size model dancing and singing it reminds me of Stinkney. 202 Online. Breaking any of the sub's rules may result in a post/comment removal and. They are endless, cloying, and make the. So now she can be as fat as she wants to be, and everything is ok because of Jardiance? To the point where she's dancing around celebrating her right to be obese? October 18, 2023 at 2:57 p. I thought it was "Hit 'em with my roll. Was this directed by John Waters? I picture a version. Those don't bother me. Any commercial touting the newest prescription medications! They treat so many diseases I've never heard of, so I have to Google it to see if I may have it!. I feel like there are at least 2 or 3 more created by the. 54. and you skinnies soon will learn what real oppression means. 2:00. the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender. Join. Philip. Big pregnant gut on Huggies commercial "Your sitting on a goldmine " commercial. Still, showcasing that excessive weight is not endearing. 09/06/2023 21:34. Seems clear that crap Jardiance ad gained its inspiration from this musical. Junior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2020 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 316 Post OptionsJunior Executive Joined: 28 Feb 2020 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 327 Post OptionsJardiance is a prescribed medication intended to treat adults with type 2 diabetes and known heart disease when taken regularly as ordered. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Make sure to keep an eye out for Melissa McCarthy's collaboration with Booking. I abhor each of the following commercials: The PODS "We got the house" ad. If they stopped this commercial from running without replacement, maybe I wouldn't have to pay $140 a month for a 30 day supply for heart disease. Robinson, "Dandy", Mrs. . Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Jackson Browne - The Pretender. . Perscription drug commercials were not allowed edhopper Jun 2023 #50. 2. Watch the Jardiance commercial once and you'll totally forget about the commercial you're raging about Reply replyJunior Executive Joined: 23 Oct 2014 Location: Philadelphia Status: Offline Points: 3195 Post OptionsThose fuckers. TikTok video from 👩🏻‍🍳 ️ Deanna ️👩🏻‍🍳 (@deannabombchica): "Its here! Version 2 of the #Jardiance commercial I starred in 🎬🌟 #fyp #foryou #commercial. WE WERE SCREAMING! I hate that commercial. ago. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. Join. I hate all of them, too. 5. Total BS. . Crass, disgusting, and stupid. Create New Topic. I concur this one is the worst with the crappy "singing" and "dancing". THE PERFECT ENTERTAINER. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. " Ad nauseous. Melissa McCarthy is the focus of a new Super Bowl commercial from. report. Trying to insert a wide polarized prong into the thin socket. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. 4. Quote Reply Topic: Jardiance- Big News (video) Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 6:12pm:Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. May 24, 2023 6:01 AM. • 18 days ago. I felt my blood boiling and had to stop scrolling. . She just starts singing. Post Reply. I'm sick of "Jardiance: The Musical". 40% of reviewers reported a positive experience, while 43%. 1 / 3. r/LinusTechTips • Holy moly settle down key board warriors. Forum Home:: Commercials You Hate!:: Television / Streaming Ads New Posts FAQ Register Login. 90-Year-Old Granny Hates Jardiance Commercial. The television commercial in question features a man announcing: “Today we’re out here with some big news. Jardiance (empagliflozin) is a once-daily, oral medication that’s FDA approved to treat Type 2 diabetes and heart failure. Create New Topic. by Anonymous. This ad actually infuriates me, I want to harm whoever made it. Published September 27, 2021 Advertiser Jardiance Advertiser Profiles Facebook Products Jardiance Tagline “The Type 2 Diabetes Pill That's On It” Songs - Add Jump on It! - The Sugarhill Gang. peacefulwarrior75 • 6 mo. Then we’ll admire the unique name tags at Orlando Science Center. Create New Topic. ”. NAIR, little girl, you may feel cool but you look silly. com. I just saw a commercial for Jardiance (can’t find it on You Tube) with a woman dancing and singing about Jardiance-the “little pill with a big story to tell”. Please don't take this medication if you are allergic to it. I hate his fucking beard. With all the attention her Jardiance commercial is getting, it's possible you'll be seeing more of Deanna Colón on television in the future, and if her music work continues apace. It appears on. Jardiance Diabetes Commercial Pisses Me Off!! Posted on 7/11/23 at 10:15 pm. dont you like the move when she puts one arm over her head ? I couldn’t believe this was on 3x. Jardiance- Big News (video) Post Reply : Author: Message Topic Search Topic Options. • 14 days ago. The American Home Shield "dinner party" ad. Post Reply. I had constant yeast infections and felt unwell for the two years I was on this med. Its annoying as hell, not relatable, and its on every 5 mins. Many people don’t know the drug exists hence the commercial. Regarding the movie Hairspray and the Jardiance commercial, you can call me a fat-shaming, fatphobic fatphobe (actual. It's asking for problems.